10/25/2009

Survival Input....

Ok so, in my opinion the world today with its new ideas on how to raise their children (if you want to call it raising), political correctness, and overall sensitiveness to everyones feelings... the majority of us are SCREWED when the impending zombie holocaust occurs. Yea movies and TV are becoming more and more violent and vulgar which causes a much needed desensitization of this country's youth but time outs and standing in corners teaches our kids nothing of discipline. So how do you expect anyone to survive? listen and learn.
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs
4. Blades don't need reloading
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat still lives on.

But first of all, raise your kids with some balls so that one day they wont become one of the undead and i wont have to put a bullet between their eyes!!!
Spawned with effort from --> Zombie_Killa

1 comment:

  1. Zombie-XOctober 25, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Yeah, I agree...
    What are you going to have to say for yourself as parents (if you want to call yourself that) when the world has gone belly-up in the biggest $h1t storm ever and you little baby 25 year old children are still looking for mommy and daddy to save them from yet another drama moment and your @$$ is chewing on the femur of a 30 day old corpse that just didn't make it through the first round of infected because that 30 day old corpse is yet another little baby 11-teen year old that had the proverbial silver spoon hanging from its spineless, over pampered, no responsibility having, respect lacking, non disciplned, oops I missed the bus brittney spears wanna be, imitation gangster-thug piece of crap, no job having living at home at 25 year-old that you could have prevented if you would have just layed the hand on the ass in a firm, punishing matter at an early age. Yeah, there's gonna be alot of carnage because people just don't listen anymore.

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